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Friday, August 31, 2012

Padres en Nicaragua IV


Pedro:  As all great days start out, yesterday we took a morning trip to the grocery store!  Impressed by a Nicaraguan supermarket?

Madre:  Few things make a mother happier than buying food for her starving third world son.  Don’t think I didn’t notice, though, that while I was pondering the slim options in the Soups and Canned Vegetables aisle that you and your father were busy filling up our cart in the Alcoholic Beverages aisle.

Pedro:  And successful we were!  After we checked out we drove up to Condega so the padres could meet my counterparts and watch me teach a class.  Unfortunately, as is a regular occurrence, class was canceled for the day.  What did you think of the high school and my fellow teachers?
                                                                                                                                       
Madre:  Frankly, seeing the ‘bare bones’ condition of the high school was depressing.  It was really little more than a collection of simple classrooms with a teacher’s lounge, an office and a small area for sports.  I didn’t see any books, maps, computers, musical instruments, or science lab equipment and certainly no cafeteria or auditorium.  My impression was that any grade school in the US is better-equipped than the high schools here.

Pedro:  That is mostly true.  The main high school in my site does have a computer lab so conditions do vary slightly.  How were the English teachers that you spoke to?

Madre:  I thought you were trying to make me feel better when you said that my Spanish-speaking skills were better than the English teachers’ English-speaking skills but now I know that you were serious.  Ricardo, the instructor you introduced us to, was a friendly and sincere person who immediately spoke English to us to welcome us, but he clearly had problems both understanding and speaking simple phrases.  I guess that explains why very few people here speak English?

Pedro:  Exactly.  After some sightseeing and a quick lunch of tacos and cold cervezas we went from Condega to Palacaguina to unpack the food and do some organizing in my house.  So, now does my Nica casita receive a reluctant seal of approval from mother?

The parents at the shot down warplane
 
Madre:  I still think you need more Tupperware to hermetically seal everything in your kitchen and keep it away from the Speedy Gonzalez mouse family who lives with you, so don’t even let me get started about the nightmares I’m going to have about the diseases you may be getting.   However, I did feel good about the house projects you and your father worked on.

Pedro:  Dad and I installed a showerhead (the two months prior I’d been using the equivalent of a hose) and hung up my new hammock!  With the improvements complete, I took you guys around town to introduce you to friends and co-workers.  Nice people, right?

Madre:  Nice doesn’t even begin to describe it.  We met the family who runs the post office and several shopkeepers, besides your co-workers and former host family.  Everywhere we went, your friends and co-workers greeted us enthusiastically and invited us to come in and sit down to talk.  Many of them also insisted on giving us something to eat and drink or a small gift to take home.  They all spoke warmly about you and seemed genuinely happy to meet us.  The homes we visited in Palacaguina varied widely, from tiny abodes with cement walls and floors and simple furniture (uncomfortable wooden or flimsy plastic chairs) to slightly larger homes with painted walls, tile floors and upholstered furniture.  Since you kept finding people for us to meet until it was starting to get dark and we had to head back to Esteli, I’d say you’re doing a good job at the Peace Corps mission of promoting relationships between our countries.

Pedro:  It’s a rough job but somebody has to do it. 

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Padres en Nicaragua III


Pedro:  Our second full day in Esteli was as eventful and fun as the first!  After the lovely 6am tornado siren wakeup call, we went to the Somoto Canyon.  You like it?

Madre: Yes!  I can’t say that I’m fond of hiking in the hot, humid weather here, but the scenery sure is nice.  Our Nica-style adventure today included walking down to the river and negotiating with some guys to take us for a ride through the canyon in their rowboat.  No forms to sign, no life preservers, just step carefully over the rocks where a family was doing their laundry and laying clothes out to dry.  Once we were all seated in the little metal rowboat we got to enjoy a peaceful ride down the river, watching the high canyon walls around us while our “guide” expertly rowed us around rocks and mini rapids.  When we got as far as we could get in our mighty boat we got out and climbed on some boulders for a better view before returning downstream.

Canyon adventures!
 
Pedro:  Yup, that’s how things work in Nicaragua.  Top it all off with grilled sea bass and a couple cold Nicaraguan brews, it was a productive and fun morning and afternoon.  Afterwards, since it was on our way home, we stopped at my Nicaraguan bungalow.  Five star comfort, no?

Madre:  Let’s just say that you made me promise not to cry when I examined your home and I managed to keep my promise.  Enough said?

Pedro:  Fair.  For dinner we went to another upscale restaurant.  What’d ya think?

Madre: The food here is much better than we expected and the nice restaurants have some decent selections of Chilean and Argentine wines.  We’ve tried grilled beef, pork, chicken and seafood and though they are very simply prepared, generally with some kind of good sauce served on the side, they have all been good.  Not a wide variety of vegetables or salads, however.  And fortunately, your father and I both actually like rice and beans, especially if there’s some hot sauce to put on it (for me, not him) and as long as it’s just a side dish, not the whole meal.

Pedro:  Last night was funny.  We were the ONLY people in the non smoking section of the restaurant and klutzy Dad dropped his metal fork on the tile floor.  In less than 5 seconds, our waiter JOGGED over to give Dad a new one.  Needless to say, our service has always been good.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Padres en Nicaragua II


Pedro:  So while Dad and I slept like the little angels that we are, Mom learned some important Nicaraguan customs.

Donna:  First I learned that it is apparently not customary for hotel guests here to make any attempt whatsoever to be quiet at night and courteous to other guests who are trying to sleep.  Listening to the men in the lounge area outside our room laughing and talking loudly to each other well after 11pm was even more irritating than listening to the snoring of you “angels” in our room.  Second, if I hadn’t have been so sleepy I would have been more terrified by waking up at 6am to the sound of the loud air raid siren going off here in Esteli.   I was trying to figure out if it was an early warning system for an impending earthquake or whether Nicaragua was being invaded by nasty people from Honduras.  But since you and your father both somehow SLEPT THROUGH IT, and no one else in the hotel seemed fazed by it, I decided to ignore it.  So, can you explain what was going on?

Pedro:  Of course!  The “tornado siren” is a convenient way to let the residents of Esteli know it’s 6am.  A lot of people don’t have alarm clocks so the city just decides to wake up everyone.  Not a big fan huh?

Donna:  Seriously?  They do this every morning at 6am?  No, this is not a Nica custom that I am fond of.  After a nice cup of coffee, though, I was sure a big fan of the adventure you took us on today at the nature preserve outside of Esteli.  The waterfall was so pretty!  I don’t think our poor little rental car liked the unpaved, rutted road we had to drive on but it was worth it to get to such a remote, beautiful place.  Your father and I could not believe that in the middle of that lovely rainforest there was a Nica family that served food and drink to tourists.  And it was a great lunch!  The senora brought us a platter of grilled chicken, potatoes with onions and peppers, beans, rice, cheese and fresh salad with tomatoes and cucumbers – yum!

75% of a happy family

Dad and the rocky road

Pedro:  Dad said it may be some of the best grilled chicken he’s ever had.  All for the great Nicaraguan price of $12.66 for the three of us, including several cold cervezas!  Gotta love this country.  Then we napped and showered up for dinner.  Though we may be about as far away as possible from Italy, we went out for some pasta and pizza.  Did you enjoy it?

Donna: Yes, the Italian food here in Esteli was surprisingly good.  I am going to see if I can try to get a decent night’s sleep tonight, looking forward to tomorrow’s adventures in this pretty country.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Padres en Nicaragua


Pedro: Bienvenidos a Nicaragua padres mios!  You all know what that means, family blogging is back.  After watching The Dark Knight Rises (AWESOME!), I picked up Tim and Donna at the airport.  What did you guys think of Managua?

Madre: Umm.  It was dark, hot and humid when we arrived and I can’t say we were real impressed by the neighborhoods we rode by in the taxi from the airport.  But being upgraded to a room on the Executive floor at the Hilton was certainly nice!  And the Hilton’s idea of Happy Hour that includes free food and festive beverages from 6 – 10 pm in the Executive Lounge made us very happy.

Pedro: Yeah I pretty much avoid Managua at all costs but the Hilton was much nicer than the $12 hostel that I’m used to.  Yesterday we wandered over to the mall and bought me some fancy shoes so I can continue looking like a professor and not a hippy.  How was the drive up?

Madre:  You mean the drive to Esteli?  I was still in a bit of shock from having your first planned outing with us be a trip to the shopping mall, but once I got over that I really enjoyed the pretty scenery on our drive.  Except for when it was pouring down rain.  Dad and I appreciated being able to try some authentic Nica food for a snack along the way.

Pedro:  You’re welcome.  Once we arrived in Esteli, Dad and I went to a travel guide to plan the next day’s adventures.  For dinner, we went to the nicest restaurant in Esteli.  Delicioso, no?

Madre: Muy delicioso!  And it was so cute when you asked our waiter if they had a wine menu, and he responded “no”, but then he gathered the entire wait staff of the restaurant and they all kept bringing us bottles of wine to look at until we found one we thought we’d like.  And we were right.  It was a great bottle of red wine, perfect with the wonderful food.  When we got back to the hotel did you enjoy eating the yummy chocolate chip cookies from Amy Monterrubio that we hauled down here with us?  Or were you too crabby because I beat you and your father in the dice game that we played?

Pedro: Grr, so it’s your side of the family that the sassiness comes from, eh?  Your day will come…


More adventures to come!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Long time no blog

Sorry, my bad. I've been busy? That's just an excuse. Here's what I've been up to:

Carnival: huge outdoor dance party in Ocotal. About 18 volunteers came to celebrate the city's annual party. I managed to fit in some work along with the festivities; we organized the regional business plan competition which will transpire October 24th in Ocotal.

Fantasy football: living in a developing country didn't stop me from participating in my first ever fantasy draft (although  my town did lose electricity for 5 minutes and screwed up one pick). I did manage to grab Drew Brees, Matt Forte and the Bears defense/special teams. The only issue is I have almost no way to watch the games, so feel free to send me your recommendations!

Town fair: this week Palacaguina had their annual celebration as well. I remember blogging about it last year so feel free to go back in time to get the juicy details about the donkey race. Two new things of note. First, today there was a marching band parade. Last year, I lived 2.5 blocks further away so I didn't hear it. That also may be due to the fact that it was at 5:30 IN THE MORNING! And the other thing, bad idea or the worst idea

Letting kids play with fully automatic weapons and RPGs

Parental unit: is coming! Saturday, Tim and Donna land in Managua and I begin my role as tour guide son. The trip will include boat tour in a canyon, swimming under a 50ft waterfall, hiking an active volcano and much much more! Stay tuned for our not quite yet Peabody award winning Family Blog Posts!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Well grant proposal


This week I’m going to submit my application to build a well in a rural community where I work.  The proposal is a two part process.  First, Ibis, the man I’m working with from the mayor’s office, wrote the application in Spanish.  He also had to track down involved parties and obtain written compromises (promises) that people will do what we asked them to.  Currently we’re working with hardware stores to get estimates on the materials (we need separate projections from at least 3 different hardware store).

Part 2 is my undertaking.  I’m filling out an excel spreadsheet for Washington with all the required facts and figures.  At the moment, it looks like the total cost of the project will be $2510.18.  But thanks to third party contributions, only $1157.73 will be coming from Washington.  I have received positive feedback from my bosses so hopefully everything will go smoothly.

In about 2 weeks I’ll be notified if my grant proposal is worthy or not.  If so, I have to create a presentation with my counterpart in Spanish.  Then we’ll go to Managua to defend the application on September 7th.  The following week I’ll find out if we’re accepted or not!  Shortly thereafter, the funds would be deposited into my account.  Unfortunately, we’re smack dab in the middle of rainy season so I think it would be unwise to start construction before November.

P.S.  Thanks for your editing help madre!

Friday, August 10, 2012

Nicaraguan culture


I received some great (albeit random) questions from Mr. Ryan C. Moylan but since he sends me care packages, I’m contractually obligated to answer them.

TV shows: I’ve talked about this before but after chatting with the youth that live by me, they sometimes have trouble distinguishing between real and fiction.  Examples:
“Harry Potter made a pact with the Devil and that’s why he can fly, true?”
“Are you afraid to be alone at night in the United States because of all the zombies and vampires?”
So thanks for that, Hollywood.

Right to bear arms: To my knowledge, it is illegal to own a firearm of any sort here.  I’m sure there’s an economic effect as well – weapons are expensive.  But by and large, people seem to be quite ok with it.  I’m sure people would much rather buy meat for dinner than a sidearm anyway.  On the other hand, I have heard and read articles that at the Mercado Oriental (the largest market in Central America) if you have the connections and enough dolares, you can buy anything you want from delicatessen turtle eggs to rocket propelled grenade launchers.

Hunting: Not a lot of wild game in Nicaragua but I’ve seen people use sling shots with surprising accuracy.  Also most houses (and agriculture PCVs) have machetes generally used for trimming lawns and opening coconuts but could be used for hunting?

Tattoos: They are rare but do exist in some circles.  First of all, only with men; I’ve never seen a Nicaraguan female with a tattoo.  Also, the men who do generally have tattoos are vagos or shady characters.  Again I think it boils down to being expensive and not particularly culturally acceptable.

Sexual diversity: Touchy subject.  Homosexuality is still not tolerated well in Nicaragua.  Therefore, most gays and lesbians are required to keep that part of their lives hidden from their friends and families.  This is infinitely more difficult in Nicaragua when you generally live with your family until you save enough money to buy a house or marry (this doesn’t generally happen until 30 years of age or later.).

Greetings: Men to women and women to women usually do the fake kiss on the cheek (usually the left side).  Men to men shake hands.  Additional point, most of the handshakes I receive are the gross, limp-dead fish variety.  My younger generation also incorporates the “kucks”, “pound it” or “fist bumps” with some frequency as well.  High school aged girls and younger hold hands in public which is socially acceptable.

Youth programs: little to none.  Beside the occasional sports tournament, there are no formal youth activities until high school.  No boy (girl) scouts, summer camps or sports.  Teens can sometimes participate in the rare community organized sporting event of volleyball, soccer and base (soft)ball but that’s really it.

Toys: the average Nicaraguan child doesn’t have too many options in the way of toy choices.  Dolls and stuffed animals are generally easy to come by.  Marbles and tops are all the rage for the boys 6-12 demographic right now.  Similar to cyber cafes, “Nintendos” are places where kids can go and pay to play video games for an hour.


If anyone else has questions, lemme know!