Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Unoffical exit interview

For Peace Corps Nicaragua's newsletter, they also have interviews with incoming and outgoing PCVs.  Here's mine.

Name: Pedro “Tan” Stephan
Site: Palacagüina, Madriz
Favorite Nica food or drink: Gallo Pinto with aguacate, fresh cuajada, ensalada and tajadas de malanga
Part of your body that will never be the same: My entire GI tract
Most creative piropo: “Voy a preguntarle algo, pero antes de hacerlo, tenes que contestarme sí…”
When were you at your most Nica I asked a bunch of missionary cheles “De donde son?”  And they responded “MINN-I-SOT-A, A STATE IN AMERICA.”  I said, “Cool, I’m from Chicago.”
Favorite thing about your site: That it’s not Nandasmo.
What did you miss most from home during your service?  Food.  And Michelle.  Maybe not in that order.
What will you miss most from Nicaragua? My D-List celebrity status.
What were you most proud of during your service? Besides surviving?  I built a well to give people access to clean drinking water for the first time in their lives.  But I think I still have to go with “surviving”.
What’s your legacy? El chele que siempre anda enfermo.
Best and/or worst memory: Coming home to find my house robbed and singing “El cristo de Palacagüina” with Daniel Ortega.  I feel that I should be clear that those were different events and did not occur in succession.
Embarrassing moment: Pooping my pants during training but my host family burned their trash so I had no choice but to throw my soiled shorts into the woods behind their house.
Craziest bus story: Boarded a bus, got sick, jumped off and vomed in front of confused Nicas, jumped back on a bus like nothing happened.
Ever want to E.T.? All the time.  You would too if you “visited the laboratory” as many times as I did…
Regrets: Eating ceviche from the park in Masaya.
Would you do it all over again?  Sure, but I also ate that ceviche so clearly my judgment is suspect.
Where will we find you in 10 years? At the 10 year Biz Na$ty 56 ski reunion.
Parting words/ advice to remaining volunteers: All Claro routers come factory set with the same password pattern: 680CFC + whatever comes after “CLARO_FC” in the SSID.  You’re welcome.

1 comment:

  1. me: Total side note, my maimed finger really hurts
    WHY DO YOU LET ME USE KNIVES?
    Peter: what did you have to cut?
    me: cheese
    Peter: hahaha
    you cut the cheese
    me: aw it's cute that you already feel comfortable making bodily function jokes after tonight's big reveal...
    Peter: how dare you!
    i posted that on the internet in confidence!

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